American Redundant Consumerism

I wanted to buy some cheese.

Well...... The store has cheese in blocks, wedges, crumbles, shredded, finely shredded, cubes, some fat, no fat, regular fat, mexican mixes, pizza mixes, other sorts'a mixes, real coloring, artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, all-natural flavoring, with anti-caking agents, without anti-caking agents, organic, local, local organic, store brand, and all different sizes.

I bought a block of some pepper jack and shredded it myself.